Creative poem

When I was schooling,
Ho lo and behold!
That little brain of mine,
Always had new tricks.

A little smack,
A little kick,
And a little threatening,
That was Primary one!

A little vulgarity,
A little punch,
And a little kick,
That was primary two!

A load of vulgarity,
A load of threatening,
And a hard little kick,
That was primary three!

A little vulgarity,
A hard little punch,
And a hard little kick,
That was primary four!

A little vulgarity,
A hard little kick,
And a load of threatening,
That was primary five!

A load of swearing,
A load of threatening,
And a little showing off,
Just to end it all!